Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Jokes on Andy!

Every year the Schwartze family butchers pork and beef. Each one is usually a huge family affair that takes all day and a lot of energy. Well, Andy has a bad reputation for taking various bones and wrapping them up and labeling them as steak or roast OR he wraps the correct meat but labels them as something else, like squirrel, crappie, porcupine, dinosaur, etc. He sneaks these packages of meat into other people's coolers so they don't realize it until they go and get something out for dinner and are trying to guess what it in the package labeled Sushi or worst case scenario; when you thaw out a package that is labeled roast and it isn't until it is thawed out and you unwrap it that you find it is a tail bone.
Well this came to bite Andy in the butt last night. When he got come from work he got out two packages of steak and placed them in the sink to thaw out. It wasn't until he returned later and opened the package that he found one of them was nothing more than a big bone! Someone has obviously got him back for doing this to them so he couldn't get mad. It just meant we had to share the one package of steak.
He will never learn!

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